So my mom comes in and says we didn't win the Power Ball, but it's worth $400M on Wed. In response, the 5-almost-6-year-old goes "Oh, man, now we can't go to Disney World ( Read more... )

Okay, so I'm browsing the (free) Kindle bestsellers on Amazon, right? And they're usually always the same thing -- bad romances with awful covers or not really mystery thrillers.

Then I come across this beauty and literally did a double take. And now I challenge anyone to click on the link and not do a gigglesnort when you see it. I can't make ( Read more... )

"And in between takes-at first I don’t notice-Viggo keeps pushing these penises, no, what do you call them? Phalluses? Freud’s desk had all of these little statutes and things, and some of them were phallus sculptures from different cultures around the world. And Viggo kept pushing them towards my end of the desk. I didn’t notice at first until I ( Read more... )

While discussing what we're requesting/offering for yuletide...

azewewish: You know, you *can* always write about The Most Interesting Man In The World...
idiosyncratic: I don't think Sean Bean is an approved character in any of the fandoms.
azewewish: *dies* I meant the Dos Equis guy.
idiosyncratic: Oh. Him. *sniffs*

"1.3 billion dollars and he's hung like an elephant."

I think I'm going to have to start watching 2 & 1/2 Men again. *g*

The solid weight of his purple-headed one-eyed monster, more awe-inspiring than Odysseus’ Cyclops, made her ache with need.

From here

Ahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Proof once again that the NFL really is the slashiest of the slashy. *g*

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I was in TEARS laughing after I watched this. Trust me when I tell you to put your drink down before clicking play.

One does wonder, though, just what the BF had to say about this. *glee*

Am I the only one who sees the irony in G4TV having a show titled "Movies That Don't Suck" ... and they're playing "The Chronicles of Riddick" right now?

Welcome To The Dark Side....

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So. If you like Linkin Park and you haven't seen the latest video that Mike Shinoda has put up (via their Facebook), take a look at it here and check out Mike's hair. *g*